Friday, July 22, 2011

Cantor Can (and Did!)

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What's hot today can be practically forgotten tomorrow. We, now more than ever, seem to live in a disposable world in which the next big thing constantly threatens to take the place of what is current. Not everyone can be like me and cling to the people and product of the past and I know that, but the thing is, I just happen to find it really rewarding, my love of things from previous decades. Anything I can do to raise awareness of movies, TV and their stars that are (ostensibly) no longer relevant, I attempt to do. (And most of my “real life” friends care not the slightest! I'm consistently amazed when I meet people through here that share my viewpoint and/or affection for these things.)

A select few artists live on forever (you know, the ones you see in those awful composite paintings that have Bogie, Elvis, James Dean and Marilyn playing pool together, etc...), but so many more fall by the wayside, regardless of their talent. Just as the odd Joe on the street might have no clue in the world who Dewey Martin, Jean Peters or Ray Danton were, I sometimes come upon performers whose name I may have heard, but who I knew practically nothing about, they and their work were just that foreign to me. Such was the case with Eddie Cantor. Cantor was once every bit the star that better known contemporaries such as Jack Benny, Bob Hope and George Burns were. His considerable legacy is nearly faded now.

I'd heard (or read) his name, but, apart from that, nothing registered at all. One day, while rifling through movies on one of my infamous bargain bin video excavations, I found two factory-sealed VHS copies of films of his for a buck apiece. Certainly, Eddie himself didn't appeal to me (I think you know my type of guy by now!), but I was intrigued because one film (Roman Scandals) had Titanic's Gloria Stuart in it and the other (Kid Millions) had Ann Sothern and Ethel Merman in it. How rough a decision could it be for a dollar to check these ladies out back in their early days?

Well, both films were thoroughly delightful and, despite being (at that time) about 70 years old (!), there was a remarkable freshness and lightness to them that shocked me. There's a reason why these movies are rarely, if ever, shown on television and why they are not promoted, much less admired, and I will eventually cover that, but I was truly surprised at what I was watching and that I found these movies to be fun and amusing.

To start at the beginning, though, Edward Israel Iskowitz was born on January 31st, 1892 in New York City. His parents were Russian-Jewish immigrants, part of the great “melting pot.” Sadly, his mother died in childbirth when he was one and his father died of pneumonia when he was but two years of age. He was sent to live with his grandmother, who he dearly loved and whose last name was Kantrowitz. This was erroneously believed to be his own last name when he attended school and was then Anglicized to the simpler “Kanter” by an admittance clerk! (I guess they just called you what they wanted to back then!)

Already a ham growing up, with an appreciative audience in his grandmother, the big-eyed, dark-haired boy eventually entered talent competitions and started winning. He then became a singing waiter at Coney Island where none other than a young Jimmy Durante played piano! This being the era of Vaudeville, he debuted on stage there in 1907 at age eighteen. As a performer who would build a career out of portraying childlike naivete, he was already playing in a show called Kid Kabaret in 1912, despite being twenty years old! In 1914, he married Ida Tobias, a young lady he'd known for eleven years prior and who would remain with him for the rest of her life.

Here we come to the big controversy of Eddie Cantor (the name he adopted as a stage performer.) During his days with Kid Kabaret and continuing when he was picked by the great Florenz Ziegfeld to appear in Ziegfeld Follies of 1917, he, like many other performers of his day, appeared in blackface. There are very few entertainment topics as “hot button” as blackface and there is no way that I am about to condone, endorse or otherwise approve of it. I'm simply going to say that at the time that Cantor was a performer, it was an accepted way of presenting certain songs. The practice (of white singers and dancers using burnt cork or something similar to make their faces, all except their lips, dark) had begun in the 1830s and was a widespread, phenomenally successful type of entertainment for well over a hundred years afterwards.

Probably the most famous blackface artist was Al Jolson, who delivered numbers with a flourish all his own that he felt no one else could duplicate, and he was a sensation. (He and Cantor were close pals in their personal lives, but considerabel rivals professionally.) It became the fashion for certain types of numbers, namely minstrel songs, to be done this way and, despite the fact that the presentation is almost unquestionably offensive to most people now, the delivery was often spellbinding and the musicianship excellent. Of course, today, the tendency is one of knee-jerk reactionism; writing off and suppressing such material through editing or censorship instead of viewing the work as what it is, an example of what was considered entertaining in its day. There's a feeling of resentment towards and a tendency to demonize many of the performers who utilized blackface, even if those performers, believe it or not, had no malice in mind, but were merely unenlightened about the detrimental qualities of it. Those who want to rid the world of Jolson and Cantor had also be prepared to stamp out Bing Crosby, Fred Astaire, Mickey Rooney, Judy Garland and even little Shirley Temple because each of them participated in it as well. Even Bugs Bunny was depicted in blackface as late as 1953!

I go on about this because Cantor is sometimes viewed today as racist and hurtful and I don't feel that it's fair. I do not believe that his intent with this method of presentation was to wound anyone. I think that, for better or for worse, he somehow found his niche here and rode it for long while, never meaning to deliberately degrade an entire race of people. Insensitive? More than likely. Deliberately evil? No. I will revisit this aspect of his life again later in the post.

Okay, on we go with Cantor in The Ziegfeld Follies. He performed in that legendary show for some of its greatest years, from 1917 to 1927. During this period, he also had a comedy act with a man named Bert Williams in which Cantor played his son. Williams was a premier black performer who, yes, also did his routine in blackface as well (some people don't realize that there were also many black performers who donned blackface themselves.) Interestingly, though, note the way this 1947 print "whitewashes" his career with Ziegfeld Follies by changing his face from its original makeup scheme as shown above.

Cantor performed on the radio and made recordings of his most popular songs and routines. He was a top performer in his day and made millions of dollars, when a dollar went very far. In order to stand up for what he believed in, however, he risked his livelihood to go on strike in 1919 when Actor's Equity was formed. He'd only been with Follies for two years and could easily have been kicked to the curb afterwards, but was not. Nicknamed “Banjo Eyes” for his saucer-like orbs, he perfected a distinctive persona that was somehow simultaneously innocent and knowing.

When the stock market crash of 1929 came, Cantor, like so many others, was practically wiped out financially. In an effort to regain his footing and crawl out of debt, he penned several books featuring anecdotes, cartoons and humor that were highly successful. A little known fact is that Cantor was also a songwriter and actually composed the ditty “Merrily We Roll Along,” which became the legendary Merrie Melodies theme music for all those Warner Brothers cartoons. He was also the sole artist who would give one certain new song a chance after it had been refused by many other performers who deemed it “silly” and “childish.” The day after he presented “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” on the radio, 100,000 copies of the sheet music were sold, such was his impact on listeners.

Cantor had begun to appear in short films as early as 1913, but his primary screen career began in 1926 when he appeared in Kid Boots, a silent film adaptation of his successful stage comedy in which he played a shifty golf caddie and introduced the now-classic song “Dinah” (“Dinah... is there anyone fine-ah?”) He also starred in 1927's Special Delivery, which was directed by wrongly-dethroned comic actor Fatty Arbuckle under the name William Goodrich.

In 1929, Glorifying the American Girl was released in sound (and partly in color, though no original color prints remain in existence now), all about a young lady becoming one of the prized Ziefeld girls in one of the famed tableaus his show was famous for. Cantor had a cameo, along with several other big Vaudeville stars of the day, as a hyperactive Jewish tailor, his contribution reportedly a highlight and remaining funny even now. This shot from the film shows young and fit Johnny Weissmuller as an example of male perfection in one of the sequences (you know I have to slip the beefcake in whenever possible!)

He finally came into his own as a feature film lead with 1930's Whoopee!, based on his Ziegfeld-produced stage hit of the same name. The story of a hypochondriac who goes west for his health and who runs amok amidst cowboys, Indians and other assorted types was a smash hit. The Pre-Code color film was produced by Samuel Goldwyn and Mr. Ziegfeld with Busby Berkeley choreography. Amazingly, tickets for this motion picture cost $5.00 a seat, an amazing price for that time! Another incredible fact is that Cantor was paid $100,000 plus 10% of the profits during this despondent time.

In what would become a standard feature of Cantor's 1930s films, there is indeed a blackface number. There's also a quite good-looking straight man by the name of Paul Gregory. Another feature that would become part and parcel of most 1930s Cantor films is the presence of The Goldwyn Girls, a gaggle of chorines contractually belonging to Samuel Goldwyn who provided back-up singing, dancing and whatever else was necessitated by the storyline. Some of these ladies would proceed to significant careers of their own. In Whoopee!, the Goldwyn Girls included Virginia Bruce, Ann Sothern and Betty Grable, for example! The now-legendary song “Makin' Whoopee” came from this show.

Cantor continued his strong working relationship with producer Goldwyn when he wrote and starred in Palmy Days. The Busby Berkeley choreography was present again as were The Goldwyn Girls, this time with Betty Grable, Paulette Goddard and Virginia Grey among them. Following a glut of musicals at the box office, they'd fallen completely out of favor, so this one only had a couple of numbers in it. Cantor's costar was long and limber-limbed Charlotte Greenwood (of Oklahoma! fame.) In what was a carefully cultivated formula, Cantor played another dim, but affable, guy thrust into manic, zany situations (so many of yesterday and today's comedians owe their careers to him and don't even realize it!) Here, he was a worker in a doughnut factory who winds up accidentally running the place. In one scene, he's forced to go undercover as a female and finds himself in a girl's locker room, being asked to strip down for a shower.

The fish-out-of-water plot lines continued with The Kid from Spain in which Eddie starred as an expelled college student who, through the usual convoluted plot contrivances, impersonates a famous matador and winds up in the ring with a bull. Again, Berkeley outdid himself in the choreography department with a sizeable budget. The film was a roaring success, leading to more of the same.

1933 brought Roman Scandals. Here, Cantor kept the same successful formula of a very ordinary man caught in extraordinary circumstances, but instead of taking place in reality, the story involved an extended dream sequence. This allowed for even more outrageous hijinks and no need to stay rooted in the actual world of The Great Depression.

He played a loveable dope who becomes something of a hero to a neighborhood of tenants faced with eviction. In a delightful opening, he encourages them to simply live in the street, which they do, singing and making impromptu living arrangements in an endearingly creative way. Goldwyn Girl Lucille Ball, in her film debut, is seen here as well as later in the picture. After running for his life, he enters the dream world of ancient Rome where he's sold as a slave and becomes the food-taster for an unpopular emperor. Young lovers David Manners and Gloria Stuart costar and the famous torch singer Ruth Ettig (whose story was told in the Doris Day film Love Me or Leave Me) shows up to do one serious number amid a bevy of barely covered chorus girls in chains and long wigs.

The budgets for these films was considerable, thus the settings impress viewers even now. Still Pre-Code, there is a beauty salon sequence (with the song “Keep Young and Beautiful”) that features ladies in various stages of undress. Cantor seems to bound from one spot to the next, creating havoc at every turn. These slapstick, fanciful frolics were geared towards lifting the spirits of financially strapped Americans caught in The Great Depression. The material is corny and much of it has been cribbed and duplicated over the years since, but often these films are still funny nonetheless. In other words, they entertain in spite of themselves!

Kid Millions, in 1934, trod similar ground as Cantor portrayed a hapless young man who finds out he's due to inherit $77 million from a long lost archeologist father! He isn't the only one who feels entitled to the loot, however, and, on the boat to Egypt, he is accosted by Ethel Merman and her lunkheaded boyfriend Warren Hymer. Though Merman is sixteen years Cantor's junior in real life (six years in the script), she manages to convince him that she is his MOTHER! She then instructs his “uncle” Hymer to kiss her newfound son and, quite surprisingly, this occurs on the lips!

George Murphy and Ann Sothern (looking beautiful) play another couple involved. Also cast in the film was a Vaudeville husband and wife duo by the name of Block and Sully. Eve Sully has a featured role as a way-Jewish princess and practically every single thing that she does is riotously funny thanks to her giggly, bizarre personality. Her husband Jesse Block has a less showy role. It is their sole cinematic foray and it, at least for her part, is a must see.

There are actually several must see aspects to the film. Another is the performance of the song “Mandy.” Yes, once again Cantor is in blackface and the entire cast (there's Lucy to the right of Cantor!) appears in sequined coats and hats while doing intricate Busby Berkeley moves, but what really makes it is the addition of The Nicholas Brothers. The extraordinary tap dancing pair have a ball during the number and are most impressive. Fayard Nicholas was about twenty here, but Harold was only thirteen! He is particularly impressive. Incidentally, he also enthusiastically sings “I Want to Be a Minstrel Man” and viewers familiar with Joan Crawford's Torch Song will instantly recognize this as the music she dances to in rehearsal for her big show (which she ultimately does in “tropical makeup,” a latter-day form of blackface!)

One of the reasons I hate to see Eddie Cantor's films kept out of circulation due to the potential offensiveness to viewers is that, often, there are wondrously talented black performers doing their thing within the same movies; this from a time when it was rare for a black actor to portray anything other than a maid, butler, driver or some other subservient role. These performances deserve to be seen and, in my own opinion, usually outweigh through their own zestfulness and high entertainment value, the negativity of the presence of charcoal on the leading man's face. (I have to admit, though, that I do generally find the appearance of blackface unsettling, myself. I think it comes from being scared of it as a child, seeing it on some old program or movie.)

Another unforgettable sequence occurs at the end, when Cantor uses the inheritance money to build an elaborate, eye-popping ice cream factory. While multitudinous children chant “We want ice cream! We want ice cream!,” the screen erupts in vivid, dazzling Technicolor and one of the most amazing set pieces imaginable takes the spotlight. Dutch milkmaids tend to gigantic cows, ladies traipse up stairs with vanilla, chocolate bars and huge strawberries, skating chorines push the arm of a gigantic ice cream churn while scores of children line up to dine on the frosty Neapolitan dessert. The kids stuff themselves on ice cream floats. Hymer uses a makeshift tommy gun to deliver the cherries on top! The entire segment is astonishing (Incidentally, this sequence has been accused of featuring racial segregation amongst the children - and there is a clump of black kids in one spot, in the front row of tables - but keen eyes will see that there are also mixtures of children throughout and I do believe at least one Asian boy is present, too.)

Cantor re-teamed with Ethel Merman for 1936's Strike Me Pink, this time playing a dry cleaner who somehow winds up running an amusement park and trying to evade a couple of gangsters (one of which was played by I Love Lucy's William Frawley.) By now, his sometimes suggestive humor had been tempered by the Hayes Code. It's a rare example of an Eddie Cantor movie in which his costar (Merman) seems to come out better than he did. The Merm, whose film career was only marginally successful, has a couple of strikingly delivered songs. This wasn't among his own better efforts in the end.
The following year, Cantor attempted to revisit his proven formula of a wide-eyed schnook caught up in events beyond his control. Ali Baba Goes to Town featured him as a movie star-loving hobo who stumbles onto a movie set and winds up as an extra in an Arabian adventure picture. He overdoses on some medicine and proceeds to have a dream sequence that places him in the middle of old Baghdad! Like most of his previous efforts, the budget was sizeable, the antics were manic, he did one number in blackface and was cast alongside other performers who went on to have decent careers. This time Tony Martin and none other than Gypsy Rose Lee were with him.

For the blackface number, the illustrious Cab Calloway ran the “orchestra” while a hefty trio of black singers called The Peters Sister took the stage. There was also a terrific, frenetic, black dancer named Jeni Le Gon doing her thing. Again, I have to state that these were unusual opportunities to see these folks, sometimes in the only film appearance they ever made.

Ali Baba was recently unearthed on TCM as part of their month-long series about the depiction of Arabs on screen. In the preceding interview Robert Osborne did with their “expert” guest, the man bemoaned the treatment of Arabs at the hands of Hollywood filmmakers and stated that in the film, when the Muslims began to pray, Cantor rolled his eyes. In his desperate attempt to find fault with the project, he neglected to mention that what ACTUALLY happens in the film is that Cantor's character is reading a pronouncement and says something about the audience's glorious faces and, just then, they happen to have turned around to pray at the appointed time in the appointed direction and all of their asses are staring him in the face. It's certainly not a reverent joke, but it was a joke, not a deliberately cruel attack on their religion, nor a dismissive write-off of it. He didn't even roll his eyes, but just expressed surprise. The desire to be offended by something makes it very easy to become offended.

In spite of Ali Baba's budget, the movie was not a success and it signaled the end of Cantor's run on the big screen. When Cantor made another movie, three years later in 1940, it was of a completely different sort. Forty Little Mothers was a tender-hearted, sentimental tale of an out-of-work professor who takes in an adorable, abandoned baby just as he's finally been hired at an all girls school (run by an imposing Judith Anderson!) The girls resent him for replacing a teacher they all found handsome and try to get him fired; the fact that he has a baby being against the rules of employment. The touching, sweet film was a major departure from the manic, bug-eyed antics he'd previously employed, but the movie is all but forgotten today. Cantor was the real life father of five daughters and he frequently poked fun at them and their alleged “unmarriagability.” His obvious affection for the little one here, played by Baby Quintanilla, betrayed his true feelings towards his girls.

It was 1944 before he did another movie. This one was called Show Business and focused on four performers, Cantor, George Murphy, Joan Davis and Constance Moore as they make their way through the ups and downs of Vaudeville. Nancy Kelly also starred. In the course of the film, many old standards were dusted off including “I Want a Girl (Just like the Girl Who Married Dear Old Dad),” “Makin' Whoopee” and “It Had to Be You.” As it revisited the glory days of Vaudeville, it also featured a blackface number (“Dinah.”) It was RKO's top-grossing film of the year.

Cantor was off screen again for a time until 1948 when he joined Joan Davis again for another comedic romp, this one called If You Knew Susie. Davis was a highly popular, rubber-faced comedienne of her time, but not too many people know of her now (perhaps because she died of a heart attack at only fifty-three in 1961.) She later had her own TV series called I Married Joan. Susie was the last film to star Eddie Cantor and is virtually his swan song, though he did play himself in The Story of Will Rogers in 1952.

During the down time between movies, Cantor was certainly not idle. Since the early '30s, he'd been a presence on radio and this continued heavily through the the late-'40s and even into the early-'50s. As host of his own program, he helped to discover and promote new singers, a few of which were Deanna Durbin, Eddie Fisher and Miss Dinah Shore (that's her on the right in this copy of some sheet music from his radio program Time to Smile.) At one time, in the '30s, he was the highest paid personality in radio.

He hit a snag in 1939 when he publically denounced the rabidly anti-Semitic (but extraordinarily popular) Father Charles Coughlin, a radio personality and priest who delivered impassioned diatribes on the airwaves that were tinged with support for the policies and beliefs of such humanitarians as Hitler and Mussolini! Cantor's remarks against the man led his sponsor to drop him, leading to more than a year off the radio until Jack Benny strove to have his program reinstated.

He had already been a pioneer in the rights of actors, having gone on strike in order to help form Actor's Equity. When it came to the cinema, he joined other top-level stars in forming United Artists, a film company with emphasis on the rights of the creators and actors that resisted giving in to the monopoly that existed in some movie houses. He's shown here amidst such names as Al Jolson, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks, Ronald Coleman, Charlie Chaplin and Miss Gloria Swanson.

Cantor had begun his film career prior to the Production Code and, thus, some of his earlier material was a bit suggestive (virginal by today's standards, of course!) When he appeared on TV in 1944 to sing “We're Havin' a Baby, My Baby and Me,” his number was interrupted with on-air silence and blurred picture in the earliest known example of TV censorship.

An instance of his sense of equality and fairplay towards black performers (despite the later backlash his earlier work would incur) is the time when he, as host of The Colgate Comedy Hour in the 1950s, welcomed Sammy Davis Jr. to the show. After his performance, Cantor embraced him and used his own handkerchief to dab the sweat from Davis' brow. The sponsors and the network (NBC) threatened to cancel the show over this, but Cantor stood firm, inviting Davis back for the next two episodes!

Cantor also was heavily involved in charitable organizations. One of the most notable was the national Foundation for Infantile Paralysis. When he hosted a a drive to send in money, asking people to send a dime to the nation's then most prominent polio victim, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, he coined the phrase “The March of Dimes,”which is, of course, still in use today. When The March of Dimes instituted a parade to mark the annual drive in 1950, Cantor was selected as Grand Marshal.

In 1953, the film The Eddie Cantor Story was released, starring (considerably taller) Keefe Brasselle as the by-then legendary funny man. Cantor's own voice was used in the many musical numbers, with Brasselle re-enacting them amid a gaggle of showgirls, chorines and so on. Character actress Aline MacMahon portrayed his grandmother while Marilyn Erskine was his beloved wife Ida.

Cantor, during his career, had had a running gag of appearing as himself and remarking on the sight of his character doing whatever it was he was doing. Here, Cantor appeared as himself (with the real Ida, too) in a prologue and epilogue for the film. The story, as told in this rendition, was hardly remarkable and, in fact, after seeing the finished work for himself, Cantor reportedly said, “If that was my life, I didn't live.”

That same year, Eddie suffered a heart attack. Due to this, he is the sole person ever profiled by Ralph Edwards on This is Your Life, to be notified of the event beforehand. Edwards was known to cancel the surprise shows if he found out that the celebrity had caught wind of his plans (Ann Sheridan is one whose show was canceled due to this.) Because it was feared that a shock wouldn't be good for Cantor's heart, he was let in on the surprise.

He continued to make occasional TV appearances and work for various charitable organizations, but now over sixty, he was slowing down considerably. In 1962, Ida passed away after close to fifty years of marriage. A little over two years later, Cantor suffered a fatal heart attack and passed away at the age of seventy-two.

Though he was a phenomenally successful star, one who rubbed elbows with some of the greatest comedians and people of note of his time and who worked tirelessly to guide, promote and aid others, he is practically unknown now. The overtly PC climate of today precludes most of his film work from being casually aired on television unless it's specifically done to highlight some aspect of it. It's a shame because his 1930s films are almost universally delightful and showcase the work of many wonderful performers (not to mention scenic, costume and choreographic artisans) who in some cases are not well known now.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Summer's Here. Time to Pack Some Trunks!

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I have no idea what the weather is like where you are, but here we are having a string of days in the upper 90s with a heat index that's around 112 degrees! That can only mean that summer has officially arrived and that it is unquestionably swimsuit season. The swimsuit of choice in The Underworld (for viewing, not wearing!) is, of course, the Speedo! However, today we're going to take a look at all sorts of trunks, from the skimpy speedo to more traditional suits. The primary qualification is that there be a man, preferably a good lookin' one, in them! (This first picture is not of a celeb, by the way, just a suave beachgoer from days gone by.)

Let's begin our hunt with, appropriately enough, the star of Sea Hunt, Mr. Lloyd Bridges. Now known chiefly as the father of Beau and Jeff or as the zany admiral in those Hot Shots movies, Bridges was once a hot TV star who spent much of his time with a face mask and oxygen tank as the star of the frequently-underwater adventure series Sea Hunt. The show aired from 1958-1961 and this was during the crossover era when it was still a touch risque for a man to show his navel (remember, even Barbara Eden of I Dream of Jeannie was forced to conceal hers in the mid-'60s!)

When suits lost the tank top portion and men began sporting bottom-only trunks, it was common for them to come way up to or even past the belly button! No matter that the lower portion fit like a panty, gentlemen wore highly compressive athletic supporters to eliminate as many bumps and bulges as possible down there (and we weren't supposed to be looking there, anyway!) Look here at Mr. Ronald Reagan (with then-wife Jane Wyman) and how high his suit rides. Here also is the normally buttoned-up leading man of the '40s (frequently opposite Miss Bette Davis) George Brent in a rare display of skin. His suit hits right at the belly button. (Seeing these shots helps me to better understand why I'd sometimes see old men at the pool with their trunks yanked up to their armpits, practically. It's the way they did it “in their day.”)

This look stayed in vogue through the late-'40s as evidenced by Miss Elizabeth Taylor's swimming mate (and then-fiance), William D. Pawley, son of an aircraft magnate and U.S. Ambassador of the same name. He's cute, though this particular model of swimsuit looks uncomfortably close to a Depends diaper. I don't know what it was that put a halt to their impending marriage. Anyone?

As time wore on, a more short-like trunk came into vogue. This shot of blonde, once-wildly popular, cinematic leading man Alan Ladd shows the belted, even pocketed sort of suit that found its way onto many a 1950s man. Ladd is shown lounging upon a diving board, a publicity shot pose that never seemed to go out of style. Randolph Scott did it in the '30s and, as shown here, Rock Hudson did it at the dawn of his career in the '50s. The diving board at The Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada was a popular one because of the way the board was situated below the sign, which could then be figured into the shot for compositional purposes. (It's almost a certainty that agent Henry Willson was behind the taking of these photographs.) As we'll see later, this method of promotion was still being done in the early '90s and perhaps beyond.
Two 1950s stars not readily known for their beefcake images are Robert Preston and Gordon MacRae. Preston is probably best known for playing the title character in the Broadway show and resultant film version of The Music Man, though he also gained attention for his role in Victor/Victoria. He was far more than a song 'n dance man, though, and acted in many rugged adventure yarns as well. MacRae was an amazingly beautiful singer, a warm baritone probably best known for his big-screen films, Oklahoma! and Carousel, both Rodgers & Hammerstein musical adaptations (though he only got Carousel after Frank Sinatra walked out in a huff over having to film the entire production in two formats.) Sadly, during what should have been his peak of productivity, he grappled with alcoholism. Though he eventually beat that, he was felled by cancer of the mouth and jaw, and a bout of pneumonia, in 1986 at only age sixty-four.

Another star of the '40s and '50s who did tend to show off his body, at least in publicity photos if less so in his actual movies, is beauteous Guy Madison. He's already been showcased in The Underworld twice, but what can I say? There always seems to be just one more picture of him I can't resist sharing! Here, he dries off after a fun splash at the beach (do you still call it a beach when the ground consists of all sorts of ROCKS like this one has?!)

One of my favorite little hunks, who was also profiled here not too long ago, is Dewey Martin. A slim, boyishly cute leading man during part of the '50s, he was married for a little while to singing superstar Peggy Lee until resentment over her late-night lifestyle and propensity for having former husbands hanging around, led to disharmony. Oh to be the one who got to slather on his sunscreen on this day. (Oh, who am I kidding? Sunscreen?! He'd probably never even heard of it! Okay, fine, the cocoa butter.)

This next shot is not a swimsuit, per se, but I wanted to post the photo here at some point and this is as good a time as any. (Sorry, my loves, but there isn't going to be a Martin Milner tribute!) It's a promotional photo of Marty from The Private Lives of Adam and Eve, a 1960 spoof in which he and Mamie Van Doren dream that they are in the Garden of Eden with Mickey Rooney as the The Devil! Though the movie is a campy goof, Milner does look pretty nice in his fig leaf-cum-jockey shorts.

We now revisit Mr. Hudson again, briefly, still at the pool, but, by now, more confident and poised, better groomed, more defined and just generally lookin' great! I try not to repeat in my posts like this, but sometimes you just can't help it. When Rock slid, he slid badly, but in his day he was a very handsome and physically appealing man.

One of Hudson's contemporaries (and also costar in The Last Sunset) was Kirk Douglas. Kirk never shied away from strutting his stuff either, performing part of Spartacus in a gray loincloth and choosing abbreviated and clingy swimwear. Here he is at The French Riviera giving braid-aid to a young female companion. Douglas favored the simplicity of the Speedo-style suit from this point on through to the time he played Andrew Stevens' father in Brian De Palma's The Fury.

For insight into what the smart gay was wearing while at the sandy shores in the late '50s, we have to rely on Elizabeth Taylor's memories of her lascivious vacation companion Sebastian Venable in Suddenly, Last Summer. The character was portrayed by an unnamed actor whose face was not shown, lest the spell of mystery about him and his reported dynamic looks be lost by the reality of a certain visage being depicted. As was often the case, Liz is getting the best view, but I like this flimsy suit.

The 1960s offered more choices in swimwear for men. There were clingy briefs, loose trunks and even square-cut combinations of the two. Here, we see a surprisingly sexy Clint Eastwood (sorry, but I really can't say I ever found him to be such prior to this!) in some fun, slinky trunks. This was a flip from the western duds he wore as Rowdy Yates on Rawhide. I love his expressions in these two shots taken in the early days of his career and the suit is just plain adorable.
Those Gidget movies, taking place at the beach as they often did, afforded some great opportunities to see the swimwear of the day. Here in 1961, in Gidget Goes Hawaiian, is Michael Callan (far left) in a positively yummy set of diamond-checkered trunks. In the middle, in red, is James Darren in a less interesting pair. The actor at the far right, in green trunks, seems to be packing the most into his, but, as Bette Davis once lamented, “Why is it always the homely ones?” (I know, I know... not only was she wrong, but such a thing hardly matters in the great big swim of things.)

What a shame that the photographer chose to keep Bonanza's Michael Landon in the water (not to mention attached to his rather imposing wife, Lynn!) in this shot. We know that Mike would have made quite an impression in those skimpy trunks once he got out of the pool.



Fans of the trim and lean type might enjoy young Davy Jones of The Monkees fame. We don't tend to see a tremendous number of shirtless pics of Jones, who was usually decked out in flashy '60s clothing. It looks like he has some sort of little scar near his belly button. (Appendix? Probably a little high and centered. I know nothing of such procedures...) I once met Mr. Jones and got an autographed photo of him, but the chef at the country club where I worked worshiped him so much, I felt I had to do the right thing and let her have the picture!

Another '60s (and '70s) star was toothy, cute Doug McClure. As costar of The Virginian and of various movies, he had a pretty strong teen following. He looks beefier in this particular shot (from the 1964 movie The Lively Set) than he usually appeared, but I certainly find nothing wrong with that! I like a little man with my man.







I've already devoted a post to the wonders of Hugh O'Brian (as well as a testament to my favorite movie of his, Love Has Many Faces), but here he is playing bumper pool with a lovely partner, young Miss Natalie Wood. (I love her get-up, by the way! And note the ever-present bracelet over her “deformed” wrist.) This isn't a particularly flattering shot of Hugh, who we know could look amazing in a pair of swim trunks, but Nat's expression was so appealing I decided to post it.

By the late '60s, men's swimsuits were becoming increasingly abbreviated (yes!) and showed off amounts of skin that would have stunned people decades earlier. Here we have Robert Culp (along with frequent I Spy guest star and Culp's wife from 1967-1970, France Nuyen) enjoying a snack on the beach while sporting a skimpy white Speedo. In a few years, some suits would utilize even less fabric than this already revealing one.

In a recent post featuring Swedish paper dolls, there was a Rod Stewart one that was depicted wearing colorful briefs. The artist doesn't appear to have been too far off the mark now that we view this shot of Rod and his then-significant other Britt Ekland. The unisex aspect of '70s clothing is driven home by the fact that her tank top goes with his bikini bottom (who knows whether the ensemble was meant for a man or if it was sold for use by both sexes?) Things went way south when this couple broke up in 1977 and Britt slapped Rod with a $12.5 million palimony suit, which she lost.

Rod wasn't the only rocker to take the Speedo to heart. Many a musician lollygagged on a yacht somewhere with a babe in one arm and a drink in the other while wearing the teensy briefs. Here we have the members of the heavy metal band AC/DC on vacation and looking more than a little awkward out of their rocker duds. Amusingly, the one who looks the most at ease is the one with the least on! These are not my type of guys, but I try to let various looks have their moment in the sun. Gun to the head, I guess I'd take the one second from the left. (I'm not even versed enough to know his - or any of these guys' - name, but I do know that whoever he is, he had a lifelong fondness for posing with his hands that way.)

When The Carol Burnett Show alum Lyle Waggoner posed for Playgirl, he declined to show any real nudity, but he was willing to show off his terrific body in this slight, pale green swimsuit. He was in really great shape! My question is, why is the pool so friggin' dirty and full of leaves? Tinseltown homeowners are supposed to have pool boys come by regularly, especially prior to a photo shoot!








'70s TV icon Telly Savalas, of Kojak fame, favored the Speedo to compliment his deep tan, shaved head and gold necklaces. This sort of iconic image is one that would later be lampooned and giggled at for its overt machismo which somehow spilled over into appearing effeminate and foolish.

When it comes to the Speedo on celebrities, there is nothing, and I do mean nothing, that can compare with the series of television specials broadcast (once or twice yearly) in the '70s and '80s, Battle of the Network Stars. Words cannot describe how much I loved these programs. It was so much fun to see all my favorite TV stars from NBC, CBS and ABC together, trying to outdo each other in sporting competitions. The gravy was that every male star appearing on a team was (apparently) forced into wearing a Speedo. Sometimes the results were disastrous (Hill St. Blues' Charles Haid and Lou Grant's Ed Asner, to name two!), but usually they were splendid.

Here we see Magnum P.I.'s Tom Selleck preparing to take part in the kayak relay race and also doffing his t-shirt prior to stepping into the dunking booth. Selleck had one of the all-time greathairy chests. Needless to say, today's TV stars would not be caught dead wearing such swimsuits on a network special.

Marc Singer was another participant and showed off a particularly well-defined physique. He's in astonishing shape here, but what really has me worried is his left foot! It looks like he has somehow sprained it very badly (or else Herve Villechaize was down there finger-painting?) It was not at all uncommon for the celebs to hurt themselves slightly or even significantly as they fought it out for the glory (and the money) that came with being the winning network.









I have no memory of anyone not wearing a Speedo during the pool events on Battle, but nevertheless, here is a photo of John Davidson in compression shorts! Not sure if he wore those to run and then switched them to swim or if he was one of the very few men who was allowed to forgo the obligatory Speedo. Perhaps he didn't swim at all in order to avoid getting his hair wet?






One of the most gasp-inducing sights in the program's history (and, sadly, I have neither a photo nor a screen cap of it, though a blurry video appears on youtube.com) was the time that a half-erect Michael J. Fox climbed up on the diving platform to wave at fans, his green Speedo unable to conceal what was happening! Here, he is shown, covered up, with hunky Mark Harmon. Both of these guys participated in the specials frequently.




This photo isn't from Battle of the Network Stars, but Maxwell Caulfield was never shy about showing off his own remarkable physique. In fact, he performed in the Off-Broadway play Salonika with Jessica Tandy and Elizabeth Wilson that required him to be completely naked for forty minutes. Another costar (this one from The Elephant Man), Juliet Mills, who was eighteen years his senior, left her husband for him in 1980 and the two have been inseparable ever since!

I don't believe Dennis Cole ever participated in a Battle of the Network Stars (though I could be wrong), but I think this is from some other celeb event that involved swimming and/or other athletics. A former posing strap model during the '60s, this is already more clothing than he had on in those days! Most any TV series spotting of Mr. Cole includes a glimpse of Dennis Jr.




I get a lot of visitors to The Underworld who are on the lookout for '80s TV star (and costar of Caulfield in Grease 2) Adrian Zmed. Zmed, who spent from 1982 to 1985 on William Shatner's cop show T. J. Hooker, made it a habit to show off his own bod whenever possible. His character on the show lived in a swanky apartment complex that had its own swimming pool and occasionally he would be shown strutting around in a slinky Speedo.

Shatner, who was in reasonable shape then, though certainly not slender, would sometimes make humorous references to Zmed's physique. In fact, in a scene taking place directly after these snaps, he wanted to work on a case by himself and told Zmed to “go work on” his pecs in the meantime.

Even if a hunky star opted not to wear such a revealing piece of swimwear, shorts lived up to their name in the '80s and were SHORT. None of those knee-length board shorts, thankyouverymuch! Check out that example of male perfection, the ill-fated Jon-Erik Hexum as he lounges by the pool in a trim pair of gym shorts. Like many of the men featured here, there is a separate tribute to him elsewhere on this site. You can click on his name in the column to the right to read more about him.

As I mentioned above, the star-posed-on-diving-board publicity photo scheme had a longstanding history and was not completely abandoned even into the late '80s. Here we have burgeoning action star and martial artist Jean Claude Van Damme early in his career giving it his best shot on a diving board. Van Damme was one of the few stars to continue to embrace the Speedo as the end of an era approached.

By the time the '90s rolled around, the Speedo was a complete joke in America, with only athletes, bodybuilders, professional wrestlers and certain foreign visitors donning them. Even many collegiate and professional swimmers and divers have since moved on to more full coverage suits. Sometimes one might rear its head as a gag, such as in this shot of Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park who enjoyed using clothing in order to generate attention for themselves. (That's Stone, by the way, in the blue suit.)

Like so many of my posts of this sort, it's been pretty scattershot and I've probably bitten off more than I can chew, but hopefully you still enjoyed the pictures, at least! No matter where you are, if it's hot out, try to stay cool. If that means horsing around in the water (like Mr. Burt Reynolds and Ronny Cox are doing in this picture, taken at the motel during the location filming of Deliverance), then go for it! Just remember to keep the pool clean, unlike Lyle Waggoner. If it means hiring out a pool man (such as Mr. Mark Harmon portrayed in the TV-movie Prince of Bel Air), then so be it.