Showing posts with label The Conqueror. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Hell, "The Conquer"-ing Hero Comes...

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In 1991, when Kevin Costner took on the unlikely title role in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, critics and some viewers sniffed at his inappropriateness and complete lack of an accent, his flat, American, drone-like voice standing out atrociously against his British costars' more refined inflections. (Somehow, his American costar Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio mostly managed to escape the same fate.) He was hardly the first actor to stand out in such a way and I daresay he won't be the last. At least the film was a significant success, in any event. One of the previous instances of similar dire miscasting came three and a half decades earlier when western icon John Wayne wound up starring as Genghis Khan in 1956's The Conqueror. This Howard Hughes-produced spectacle (actually filmed in 1954) became an instant monument to miscasting and has gained legendary status as an example of wrongheadedness in not only casting, but in scripting as well. Sadly, it also gained fame for its deadly postscript involving a large number of the cast and crew involved in its making.
The story goes that Mr. Wayne, who had one remaining film commitment on an RKO contract, was sitting in actor-turned-director Dick Powell's office one day when Powell had to excuse himself for a while. When he returned, Wayne was reading a script that had been earmarked for disposal, a 12th century epic, written with Marlon Brando in mind, all about the early days of Mongol warrior Genghis Khan and how he united a variety of smaller tribes into a map-changing, powerful unit. Powell knew instantaneously that Wayne was all wrong for the part, but felt that he couldn't say no to The Duke.

Producer Howard Hughes, the air industry millionaire who played around in Hollywood for a time through his purchase of RKO, spared few expenses in mounting the production, believing that box office giant Wayne, along with color Cinemascope photography, location shooting and a supporting cast of solid performers could only result in success. Unfortunately, he underestimated just how ill at ease Wayne would seem when mouthing the preposterous lines of dialogue found in the script.

The film begins with rousing Victor Young music and shots from later moments in the film only to settle on a caravan of travelers. Leslie Bradley plays a tribal chieftain cutting through Wayne's land in order to escort his bride-to-be Susan Hayward, a Tartar princess, back to his homestead as soon as possible. Hayward, as anyone would when crossing desert terrain, lounges comfortably in a shaded wagon, situated on colorful pillows and assorted covers while wearing a flimsy, white, diaphanous gown. Maintaining her trademark bouffant hair - albeit with a long fall attached, her sole concession to looking the part was the upward shaping of her eyebrows.

Wayne and his blood-brother Pedro Armendariz come charging in to question Bradley about his presence. A blindfolded falcon rests on Wayne's right forearm (and for the life of me, I swear that there are moments when it is replaced with a dead, stuffed bird.) One glimpse of the curvaceous Hayward is all Wayne needs in order to proclaim his affection for her. I don't think I'm incorrect in assuming that there's something symbolic about him staring Hayward down intensely while simultaneously rubbing and stroking on his bird! (The falcon is never seen again after this stage of the film either.) He decides to humiliate Bradley and capture Hayward for his own. In just one example of the hooty dialogue this movie is filled with, he explains, “I feel this Tartar woman is for me, and my blood says, take her. There are moments for wisdom and moments when I listen to my blood; my blood says, take this Tartar woman.”

You can just imagine Wayne, who offers less than a scintilla of any attempt at an accent, mouthing this sort of language in the same drawling, halting way that he performed in countless westerns and war epics. His voice in this movie is strangely tinny and higher-pitched than most people might remember, somehow making the words sound even sillier and more anachronistic. If you ever saw his notorious one-line cameo in The Greatest Story Ever Told, in which he played a Roman centurion present at Jesus' crucifixion (during which he exclaimed, “Truly, this man was the son of God”), and marveled at its inappropriate awfulness, then you know what this entire movie is like. He decided early on, and misguidedly, to play his role as a cowboy who happens to be Asian (or “Oriental” as was used back then.)
Anyway, back to the plot. Wayne's family in the film (apart from Armendariz, who is repeatedly referred to as his “blood-brother,” so we must assume they are not siblings in the purest form of the word) consists of his (not so) little brother William Conrad and his rather embittered mother Agnes Moorehead. (In real life, Ms. Moorehead was less than seven years Wayne's senior! They started 'em out early in those Mongol conqueror days...) Girthy Conrad is shown shirtless, bending an iron bar against his back in a show of strength. Moorehead chatters on about how she disapproves of Wayne's choice of bride while wearing what another online reviewer called “an abacus” on her head! Future western star Lee Van Cleef also appears as one of Wayne's chief warriors, outfitted with what seems to be an upturned, decorated flower pot on his noggin! Almost all of the beefcake in this movie is on the husky, burly side, with Van Cleef being the leanest and fittest in sight. (In fact, he looks quite tiny from the side, as shown here on the right... with his flower pot.)

After defeating Bradley and his men, Wayne comes up to a spunky and indignant Hayward, still in her cart and tears her dress off completely in one fell swoop. (Hayward, apparently not wishing to go commando in front of Wayne, Bradley and a passel of extras recruited from the nearby Indian reservation, is clearly still wearing something strapless in front. Shame on the editor for not handling this better!) He then throws the stripped-off gown on to Bradley telling him to get back to his people and inform them of what has happened as Hayward darts under a nearby throw to cover herself. Back at Wayne's encampment, he delivers another howler of a line that has taken on special significance in these more recent times when he instructs Armendariz to see to “the sharing of the booty” while staring at Hayward. Armendariz even chimes in, while indicating Hayward, “All of it?”
Hayward makes it clear that she will never acquiesce to Wayne to which he replies, “You're beautiful in your wrath.” With her still demonstrating reluctance, he gives her a good whallop across the face! She then, sensing discord between the men and knowing that that both find her irresistible, tries to pit Armendariz against Wayne by offering herself up to him in exchange for means of escape. He will have none of it, tempting as it is and has his own turn at roughing her up (see above.) She was supposed to have a scene involving a black panther (a tiny snippet of which still remains) in which she kicked it in the rear, but there were many issues. The panther was so ill-tempered that it went to maul her, then it was replaced with a puma painted black, but the beast kept licking all of the paint off itself!
Part of Wayne's plan for regional domination includes pairing up with wealthy, obese Khan Thomas Gomez. This meeting affords us the chance to enjoy one of those loony, 1950s palace dances in which the audience sits on thrones or cushions, drinking and nibbling on various delicacies, while waves of brightly-hued dancing girls come out onto the floor to do their thing. This is possibly the most colorful part of the movie as fuchsia, aquamarine and pale green swathed ladies come out to swirl and twirl themselves around, to the delight of Gomez and Wayne. Solo dancer Sylvia Lewis, wearing a skintight, fringed get-up that can't possibly have anything at all to do with 12th century Mongolia and carried in by four hunks in brown tights, gives it her all, while the men's adoration of her talent starts Hayward on a slow boil.

Feeling a brewing mixture of fury, resentment, insult and jealousy, Hayward finally throws down her cloak and decides to perform a dance of her own. She not only wants to prove that she's every bit the sultry siren as what has performed before her, but she also wants to take the opportunity to slay her captor/husband Wayne. So onto the floor she goes, writhing and undulating to music she has never heard before until she climactically picks up two swords, one which is discarded before long and the other which she phallically plays about with until it's time to plunge it toward Wayne. You can't tell in this black and white publicity photo, but the scarf she's wielding is a fiery red. Hayward underwent six weeks of Terpsichorean training in order to perform this number.

This has been noted in various sources as Hayward's dancing debut in the movies, though that isn't the case at all. She played tragic vocalist Jane Froman in With a Song in My Heart in 1952 and danced a lavish number with a tuxedo-clad partner. In fact, she (unintentionally) showed more skin in that routine than she did in her “steamy” number here, thanks to the fact that her body stretched up to embrace her partner, but her stiff dress bodice decided to stay where it was, causing a brief glimpse of her right breast that went virtually undetected in the film for years! High-definition video brings the situation, er, out into the open now...

Anyway, in time, Hayward escapes back to her people and Wayne is captured and put into bondage. Strapped to a massive yoke of timber, he continues to defy his captors. Hayward's father lets out this gem, “Joint by joint from the toe and fingertip upward shall you be cut to pieces, and each carrion piece, hour by hour and day by day, shall be cast to the dogs before your very eyes until they too shall be plucked out as morsels for the vultures.” He is summarily treated like a dog, chained out in the back until for some reason Hayward decides that she actually cares for him after all.
She, with the help of her handmaid Jeanne Gerson, arranges for him to escape from the camp. Once free and clear of the enemy, he reunites with his family and they make plans to attack. Reigning Khan Gomez, however, has a traitor in his midst, a seer who wants him dead and replaced by Wayne as the new Khan. The seer (John Hoyt) comes to Wayne and cunningly convinces him to lay siege to Gomez's palace. Hoyt (on the right above), by the way, an actor with crystalline blue orbs, offers up his rendition of how to play Asian by scarcely opening his eyes throughout the film, peering through slits while barely moving his features. Clocking in on my television too late to make the cut for my recent post on movie stars and their bathtubs, we are also “treated” to the site of hefty Gomez wallowing around in a sumptuous bubble bath complete with milky blue water!

The scene is brief, but soon he's emerging into the waiting arms of two fleshy, virtually topless manservants (who seem to have noticeable difficulty keeping a straight face!) They are given the not inconsiderable task of swathing Gomez in a cumbersome kimono and then retiring to the sidelines to either guard the door or fan him with a large feathered stick. Then a flock of ladies comes in to pamper and perfume the rotund Khan. Basically, any scene involving Gomez is an opportunity to find camp in the film.

When Armendariz is captured by Hayward's hatchet-faced (literally, take a closer look!) father de Corsia, he is put through every conceivable torture known to them (including, natch, Chinese water torture) for several days until he, too, is aided by Hayward, whose loyaties have slowly shifted away from her own people to Wayne and his. By the way, get a load of the hooty, mop-like hat on the extra to the right of Susan in this shot.

The whole thing becomes messy with Wayne suddenly appointed Khan, but having lost the trust of blood-brother Armendariz, yet finally aligned with Hayward. (In actuality, Khan and his bride had been married as youths in an arranged union.) Near the finale, Armendariz has what seems to be a bizarre request yet appears to have a basis in historical fact. The story comes to a close as Wayne is about to embark on his quest to rule most of the known world. According to the narrator, the children of his and Hayward's loins would rule half the known world for a century. A simply staggering shot of a serpentine caravan of men and wagons sojourning through the desert signals the end. It's a happy ending only if you weren't one of the reported forty-million people who were slaughtered in the Mongol campaigns! Posters for the film (many of which either reduce or eliminate his Fu Manchu-style mustache and substitute his regular hair for the moppet-style wig he sports here) emphasized the dramatic and passionate qualities of the story and visuals that only come across so-so in the finished product. Lord knows the truth of the actual times was far more vicious than anything even hinted at on screen. Some of the methods of killing documented from this time include being boiled alive, the mass murder of villages (everyone taller than the axle of a cart wheel), being crushed under a heavy wooden platform, having molten silver poured into one's ears and eyes and even trophy-like pyramids being made from the heads of massacred villagers! Taking this into consideration, one wonders why anyone would attempt to fashion a heroic story out of the figure of Genghis Khan in the first place!

This was the last movie that Howard Hughes ever produced. Jet Pilot (also starring Wayne) was released after it, but had been made previously. Ironically, though is wasn't much of a hit in the U.S., it was a success in foreign markets (likely because Wayne was dubbed into whichever language, thus eliminating the movie's chief flaw.) In later years, the reclusive and increasingly obsessive Hughes bought up every print of the $6 million movie at a cost of $12 million in order to prevent it from being seen! It was out of circulation entirely until about 1974, by which time Hughes was near death, rarely making any of his own decisions and reportedly watching The Conqueror over and over and over (when he wasn't screening Ice Station Zebra, his favorite movie!)

One reason Hughes bought back the film was a sense of guilt due to the fact that he'd sent the cast and crew to a Utah desert location that was dangerously close to the site of some recent nuclear testing. In the years following the filming, more and more people involved in it began to develop cancer, at a rate far more significant than would be statistically likely. In addition to having his people baking and rolling around in the infected sand for all those weeks, he also had 60 tons of the stuff brought back to Hollywood in order to ensure that the landscape of the scenes shot indoors would match up properly. Of course, Hughes had no way of knowing this and had even been assured by the U.S. government that there was no danger. Still, it was tough for him to live with the results of his innocent actions. This is one dusty, dusty movie and it's kind of gut-wrenching to watch it now and see how all that sand was constantly kicked up and distributed onto everything and everyone.

Powell, who had managed to develop from a boy singer and cinematic leading man into a highly successful television producer and director, had been married to June Allyson since 1945 (perhaps possessing an aversion to the word Dick, she unceasingly referred to him as "Richard" at all times.) In the years after 1956's The Conqueror, he worked on Dick Powell's Zane Grey Theater and The Dick Powell Show, both successful anthologies. In January of 1963, however, he died of lymphoma at the age of fifty-eight.

Mexican-born Armendariz (seen below right with Russian-born Gerson) had worked with Wayne before on Fort Apache and 3 Godfathers (both 1948) and with Hayward in Tulsa (1949.) He came down with kidney cancer in 1960. In 1963, while filming From Russia with Love, he developed severe pains in his hips, bad enough to prevent him from completing all his scenes, after which his condition was deemed terminal. Rather than suffer any more or continue to live while under oppressively heavy pain medication, he shot himself in the heart on June 18th of that year. He was fifty-one. (Incidentally, his son, actor Pedro Armendariz Jr, went on to work with Wayne himself in 1969's The Undefeated and 1970's Chisum.)

Moorehead (who is profiled more extensively elsewhere at this site) would go on to make many more film appearances until her TV role of Endora on Bewitched endeared her to legions of viewers. That series ended (after eight seasons) in 1972 and by 1974 she was felled by uterine cancer that had spread to her lungs. Legend has it that, upon her deathbed she looked at her longtime friend Debbie Reynolds and said, “I never should have taken that part.” In retrospect, it was a rotten part and a foolish one and certainly not one worth risking one's life over, though neither she nor anybody else ever had an inkling about that.
Hayward had worked in two prior films with Wayne herself, Reap the Wild Wind in 1942 and The Fighting Seabees in 1944. She'd been nominated for Oscars for 1947's Smash-Up: The Story of a Woman, 1949's My Foolish Heart, 1952's With a Song in My Heart and 1955's I'll Cry Tomorrow. Her drive to win the statuette led her to take on more and more daring and showy parts until her film I Want to Live! in 1958 finally resulted in a win. By then, her peers were calling the movie, “I Want an Oscar!” She's legendary, of course, for her 1967 turn as fire-breathing Helen Lawson in Valley of the Dolls. In 1972, she was diagnosed with brain cancer and was forced to retire after The Revengers. The scrappy fighter pulled herself together as well as she could to made a final public appearance at the 1974 Oscars, on the arm of former costar Charlton Heston, but was dead on March 14th, 1975 at the age of fifty-seven.

Wayne was, by 1956, one of Hollywood most successful and iconic stars. In 1954, he had produced and starred in the big hit The High and the Mighty, following it up the next year with the less amazing The Sea Chase with Lana Turner (in which he was playing another atypical role, a German naval officer, again with no accent) and Blood Alley with Lauren Bacall. His dreadful performance in The Conqueror happened to come in the same year as one of his best in The Searchers. (It's entirely possible, in fact, that the specter of his ghastly Gengis Khan portrayal prevented him from winning an Academy Award nomination for the latter movie!) Believe it or not, considering that he's not exactly skinny in this, he went on a crash diet for the role and was popping diet pills like Tic Tacs throughout the filming.

Unlike a lot of contemporary movie fans, I “get” The Duke and his screen persona and often enjoy his movies (probably due to having had a stepfather who practically lived on reruns of them while I was growing up.) Leaving politics aside, I admire the type of forthright people he usually played and also typically enjoy the caliber of talent he tended to work for and with, so I generally enjoy his films. This one, though, is an exception.

Within the small range of talent that he had, he could be quite masterful. One-time costar Miss Joan Crawford probably said it best when she stated, “Get John out of the saddle and you've got trouble” (though he was also strong in war movies.) He did have a saddle in this, but he's just so wrong for the role, with that cowboy swagger and his patented method of speaking clanking up against the ungainly dialogue!

In 1964, Wayne had one entire lung removed due to cancer, but continued to work. He had been declared “cancer free” by about 1969, but in the late '70s, he developed cancer of the stomach and it claimed him on June 11th, 1979. He was seventy-two. Thus, the director and four of the primary stars died of cancer. That wasn't the end, though. It turned out that of the 220 cast and crew members associated with the film, about 45% of them (no fewer than 91 people) developed cancer, a rate that defies the normal ratio for a group of people. It has been suggested that the diseases and deaths have more to do with smoking than the radiation present at the movie site, but the fact remains that quite a few people became very ill in the wake of filming this movie. (More than a few get a little nauseous watching it!) Hoyt died of lung cancer in 1991, but was eighty-five and Gerson died the year after of cancer, but was eighty-seven. Others died in other ways, such as Gomez, who perished after a serious car accident, or Ted de Corsia, Leo Gordon and Van Cleef, who died from heart attacks.

On a brighter note, the solo dancer Lewis is still alive today at age eighty, though as strictly a performer on the palace set, absent of any sand, she was not exposed to this controversial soil in the way others had been. Likewise, Patricia Tiernan, who played the virtually invisible role of Gomez's wife, is also still with us at almost eighty-one. Conrad, who could hardly be described as a “healthy liver” considering his weight, also managed to avoid the “curse” and lived to be seventy-three. He was the star of two successful crime dramas, Cannon and Jake and the Fatman (with Cannon demonstrating a sometimes startling amount of physical exertion and prowess.) He died in 1994 of congestive heart failure.

The Conqueror eventually found its way onto bad movie lists rather prominently. It made the cut in the 1978 book The Fifty Worst Films of All Time by Harry Medved, where it was listed alphabetically, and onto the Top Ten list of worst films ever in The Book of Lists. Naturally, there have been many, many successors to these dubious titles since then. Even though the movie is fairly rotten at times, almost any current multiplex today would be showing movies every bit as bad or worse, so sorry is the state of mainstream cinema at present. At least it offers striking scenery captured in widescreen cinematography, elaborate costumes, mammoth, skillfully-coordinated battle scenes with real men (each one elaborately costumed accordingly) and real horses (mistreated as they were, the poor things) and gorgeous music. It was a solidly-crafted movie that happened to have at least one completely inappropriate actor starring in it. That's something that even Howard Hughes and all his millions couldn't conquer.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Couldn't We All Use a Little Moorehead?

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Apart from any mystical, witchy attributes that her successful role on Bewitched may have lent to her persona, today’s featured actress was one shrouded in mystery long before and remains that way even now to a great extent. And the interesting thing about it is that that is exactly the way Miss Agnes Moorehead wanted it to be! The actress, who seemed to be able to portray practically any type of character during her busy career, was careful to reveal only as much as she wanted to to whomever she was interacting with, and it wasn’t always the same facets of her persona that were shared.

Born in 1900 (though she later backpedaled the date to 1906), Agnes Moorehead was born just that to a Presbyterian minister in Clinton, Massachusetts. A fanciful and creative child, she would impressively imitate the members of her father’s congregation. Her father wanted her to have a reliable occupation and a strong education and so, though he didn’t discourage her love of acting, he “encouraged” her to a bachelor’s degree in biology. Agnes was a schoolteacher for several years before diving into the acting realm fulltime.

She eventually embarked on a theatre career, though one that had its share of dry spells. A spate of particularly rough times caused her to go hungry for several days and, from that, she learned the value of a dollar. In 1930, she was married for the first time (a marriage which lasted until 1952) and she found success working in radio dramas. Radio was a milieu in which Miss Moorehead thrived. Always one possessing a distinctive, yet magically varied and skillful, voice, she swiftly became a favorite with producers in the field, not to mention audiences. One of her greatest successes was Sorry, Wrong Number, which she performed many times over the years, though Barbara Stanwyck was granted the role on film (and much later, thankfully after Agnes was gone, Loni Anderson did a TV movie version!)

In 1937, she met Orson Welles and became part of his fabled Mercury Theatre Group, eventually taking part in the (in)famous War of the Worlds broadcast. The troupe relocated to California within a couple of years and Miss Moorehead was granted her first feature film role through her association with the genius Welles. She played his character’s mother in a little film called Citizen Kane! (This, in case you don’t know, is considered one of the all-time classics in the history of cinema, a very distinguished way to start in the business!)

His next film was primed to succeed even further, but instead it was tampered with extremely heavily, causing Welles no end of torment and ending forever his relationship with the film's (and Kane’s) esteemed editor Robert Wise, who was enlisted to chop 5o minutes from it and shoot some new material to help patch it back together. The film was The Magnificent Ambersons and, even in its ravaged form, there is and was an interest in it. For this, Moorehead’s second screen role ever, she was nominated for an Oscar in the Best Supporting Actress category even though her most momentous scene was cobbled together from new footage blended with bits of the old!

After this, she proceeded to fill out the casts of many films, some now obscure, some memorable. Some of the better-known ones include Welles’ Journey Into Fear, Jane Eyre (in which Welles starred, but did not direct) and Since You Went Away. In 1944, her supporting role in Mrs. Parkington (A Greer Garson-Walter Pidgeon film) netted her a second Oscar nom. She also appeared in the hooty Tomorrow the World! about a young, blonde child who is a Nazi at heart and does any number of things to destroy the people around him, most of whom are treating him with incredible kindness.

Moorehead could play so many types. She would be a simple, plain farmwoman one time and then a snooty, sophisticated lady the next. Never a “beautiful” woman in the conventional sense (though the period photo of her at the top of this post at least reveals an attractive one), she nevertheless was able to wear ornate period clothing without ever looking swallowed up in them. A long neck and regal bearing helped to pull this off. She has a small, but key, role in The Woman in White in which she played the massive Sydney Greenstreet’s wife. That same year, she was Oscar-nominated again for her part in Johnny Belinda, a Jane Wyman movie about a deaf/mute. Wyman, herself, did take home the Oscar that year.

In The Stratton Story, she played the mother James Stewart, who enacted the role of a baseball player who loses a leg. She was only 8 years his senior, though this type of casting was not at all out of the ordinary for her. Now an important “go to” actress for deep, complex or tricky character parts, Moorehead was working with many significant stars and directors of her era.

In the late 40s, Warner Brothers had planned to use Bette Davis and Joan Crawford together in a prison movie, but that all fell apart. In 1950, the project came to light as Caged starring Eleanor Parker as a female inmate and Agnes Moorehead as a sympathetic warden. It was one of the rare times she enjoyed almost co-starring billing, though her name was smaller than Parker’s in the promotional materials.

Around this same time, she embarked on a theatrical venture, one that would mean very much to her and rank among her very favorite and proudest projects. She, along with noted actors Charles Boyer, Charles Laughton and Sir Cedric Hardwicke, were part of a concert-style reading of George Bernard Shaw’s Don Juan in Hell (itself a large segment from the playwright’s enormous work Man and Superman.) Moorehead would play in this production several times, including a recorded album of the performance. A brief second marriage to (eventual) film director Robert Gist took place in the early 50s. He was gone within a year, though the divorce took longer to occur.

Moorehead continued to accent various movies including Fourteen Hours, about a frantic man planning to jump from the window of a building, Show Boat, the colorful Broadway musical that starred Howard Keel, Kathryn Grayson and Ava Gardner, and The Blue Veil, a Jane Wyman tear-jerker about a young widow who fills her days caring for young children. Wyman and Moorehead worked together in five feature films in all. Their next two would become cult classics.

1954’s Magnificent Obsession was a colorful remake of a Robert Taylor-Irene Dunne film from 1935. The weepy story of a newly widowed woman blinded by a young playboy who then strives to restore her sight made a huge star out of Taylor. This time out, Jane Wyman starred as the blinded woman and Rock Hudson appeared as the playboy. Again, the role translated to major stardom for the actor in the male role. Moorehead played a nurse who winds up caring for Wyman fulltime. Her unbridled, drop-everything devotion has led some viewers to detect a lesbian undercurrent. She did have one now-campy scene in which she threatens to take injured, uncooperative Rock’s temperature anally and, incredibly enough, he is aghast at the idea and allows her to put the thermometer in his mouth instead!

The film’s stunning success led to another teaming in All That Heaven Allows. This one had Wyman as another young widow (it just wasn’t safe to be married to her in the 1950s!) with two teenage children who suddenly falls for her hunky, somewhat younger gardener played by Hudson.

Moorehead played Wyman’s friend who can’t help but reel from the idea of her pal hooking up with someone of not only another age group but also (and perhaps more importantly) from another class. She has the memorably reactive line, “Really, Cary, your gardener?” deftly utilizing the voice that she was famous for. In short time, though, she becomes an ally to Wyman when the people of the town (as well as her selfish, insufferable children) react negatively to the match.

Both Obsession and this film were directed by the masterful Douglas Sirk, who delighted in exploring the underbelly of upper middle (and high) class, suburban American life as well as the restrictive social mores of his time. He used color, shadow, framing and symbolism to enhance his films and they are fascinating to watch (Written on the Wind and Imitation of Life are two others that come to mind.) A “homage” to his films of this type, called Far From Heaven, came out in 2002 and starred Julianne Moore, though I found it to be very disappointing on several levels.

1956 was a key year in that this was when Agnes filmed The Conqueror. A ludicrous epic about Genghis Khan that had the audacity to feature John Wayne in the title role (!), it costarred Susan Hayward and an army of others. Moorehead played Wayne's sour-faced mother. What’s remarkable about it is not that it was any good or any bad (though many people have chuckled themselves silly while watching it), but that it was filmed in the desert amidst a nuclear test site and, as a result, over 90 of the cast and crew developed some sort of cancer. Sadly, Wayne, Hayward, the director Dick Powell and Miss Moorehead were among the many, many people who worked on this film who were cut down by cancer within two decades of filming it.

More regal roles (such as in The Swan) as well as amusing ones in colorful messes (such as The Opposite Sex, the musical remake of The Women with June Allyson and Joan Collins) continued, however the late 50s and early 60s brought a slowdown in her cinematic output, mostly due to the ending of the “Studio Era.” She began to work more and more on television, though the occasional film role popped up, such as in the campy horror flick The Bat with Vincent Price and the Disney family film Pollyanna (again with Jane Wyman!)

In 1961, Moorehead starred, practically alone, in one of the all-time memorable episodes of The Twilight Zone. She portrayed a farmwoman, living in a ramshackle old house, who is suddenly invaded by a small spaceship. There was no dialogue in the episode to speak of and she filled the half hour program with her customary professionalism, using every (considerable) acting tool at her disposal. She was brilliant in the episode and it has a nifty twist ending as the cherry on top.

The following year, Moorehead took a role in the sprawling, gigantic, Cinerama western How the West Was Won. She played Karl Malden’s wife and the couple, along with their children who included Debbie Reynolds among them, were making the perilous journey westward in order to settle. It wasn’t a large role, but she got to enact some (rear-projected) action scenes and be part of a very successful venture. That's her on the far right, straining to keep the raft on course. She and Debbie formed a very close friendship during this, one that would eventually prove controversial.

Agnes may have believed that her days of scoring Oscar noms were behind her since, after all, it had been 1948 since her last one. However, her audacious role in the black and white chiller Hush…Hush, Sweet Charlotte secured her a fourth and final nomination. The gothic thriller was meant to star Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, but Joan took an early hike when she and Bette began to squabble. Davis had had it in for her ever since she swept in to accept Anne Bancroft’s Oscar the year Bette was up for it for What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, so Olivia de Havilland was brought in instead.

Moorehead played Velma Carouthers, the slatternly, unkempt, but protective, maid of Davis, a half-mad plantation heiress who is fighting off developers who want to tear down her decaying mansion. Viewers used to seeing Agnes in stylish, well-appointed, intelligent roles must have spit out their popcorn at the sight of her in poorly fitted clothes, her grey-streaked hair askew, chopped off as with a cleaver! I mean, seriously, take a fucking look at this picture of her! Ha! There is no possible way to describe the way she talks and acts in the film. It simply has to be seen in order to be believed.

Needless to say, every single frame of her performance is golden to me because of the spectacularly trashy, grammatically incorrect way in which she delivers her lines and the slough-footed way in which she shuffles and clomps through the house. Her confrontation with Liv on the staircase is a camp scream. It’s just a shame she isn’t in the movie a little bit more. Also in the cast is her old Orson Welles cohort Joseph Cotten. These sort of cast connections have always fascinated me.

That same year, she started filming what would become her signature role. Though she wasn’t entirely satisfied with the project, she signed on to play Elizabeth Montgomery’s mother Endora on TV’s Bewitched. Montgomery’s character was a witch herself and had married a mortal (ad salesman Dick York), much to the dismay of Moorehead. A dynamic in which Endora continually complicated or otherwise made trouble for the couple was set in motion. She often referred to the husband Darrin as “Derwood.”

For the show, Moorehead adopted a wildly outré look with large, pointed collars, hair piled up in thick curls and false eyelashes that could have been cut into thirds and used on three other women! First shown in black and white, the effect was eye-catching, but not too bizarre. In color broadcasts, as the show soon turned to, she was a cornea-scorching, garish medley of green, purple, orange and most any other color!

Her decades of experience lent her the ability to utilize her arms and face and voice to their fullest extent. She would often enter with a flourish and delight in saying and doing all sorts of impish things. Moorehead never wanted to be identified with just this one characterization (and, in fact, was deliberately limited in her appearances at first so that she’d be free to pursue other things) but when a character is this arresting and lives on in rerun after rerun after rerun, there is very little choice in the matter!

While employed on Bewitched, Moorehead was nominated for SEVEN Emmys in a row, every year the program was on, but didn’t win, at least not for Bewitched. In 1967, she picked up an Emmy for her guest role on The Wild Wild West instead. When York was forced to leave the series due to recurring health issues, the replacement Dick Sergeant and Moorehead didn’t seem to hit it off as well. He described her as a “tough old bird.” In truth, Moorehead only allowed certain people to get to know her closely and he apparently wasn’t one of them.

In that time frame, she found work in a variety of other projects with roles as varied as portraying a nun in The Singing Nun with Debbie Reynolds, enacting The Red Queen in a TV version of Alice Through the Looking Glass, playing an Indian in the TV series Custer and an Aimee Semple McPherson-esque evangelist in What’s the Matter With Helen?, a hag-in-distress flick with Shelley Winters and Debbie Reynolds. These are only a few of the many things she worked on during this prolific time.

In 1973, she played the voice of The Goose in the animated Charlotte’s Web and even sang some in Bewitched sometimes co-star Paul Lynde’s number in which he portrayed the gluttonous rat Templeton. And who was Charlotte? Why, Debbie Reynolds again!

This deep friendship between Agnes and Debbie became the subject of speculation amongst many people. It really came to a head, and, unfortunately for Debbie, started growing even more when Debbie’s ex-husband Eddie Fisher was writing his autobiography and she found out he was going to publish the story that the two ladies were more than friends. She threatened him with legal action and the topic was excised from the book. However, then and now, people still wonder about it.

Debbie went on TCM with Robert Osborne and made a particular point of emphasizing that Agnes was a very devoted Christian and one who would be quite hurt by the gossip-mongering about her sexuality. Moorehead was indeed very religious and was spotted at times with a script in one hand and a Bible in the other. However, she was also a very savvy, wickedly wry and funny person who, while capable of being judgmental, prudish and old-fashioned, also enjoyed the company of gay men very much. She and Cesar Romero were practically a double-bill at many a Hollywood occasion before she died. The bottom line is that, whatever the truth is, Moorehead was an intensely private person with carefully selected friends who, whether straight, gay or into bestiality, would not have shared that aspect of her life with strangers.

One lesser-known fact about Moorehead is that she adopted a son, Sean, in 1949. Her son ran away from home at one point and was eventually discovered living in Europe with, of all people, Paulette Goddard! In any case, he was not mentioned in her will. When she died of cancer in 1974, her estate was divided amongst various charities, schools and so on.

While, even now, most of the details of Agnes Moorehead’s private life are, just that, private, her performances remain for audiences to marvel at. She always found a way to exact as much out a part as she possibly could. A detractor of the legendary Method way of acting, I couldn’t help but be amused by her assessment of it: “The method school thinks the emotion is the art. It isn't. All emotion isn't sublime. The theater isn't reality. If you want reality, go to the morgue. The theater is human behavior that is effective and interesting.” Those are two things Agnes definitely was, effective and interesting!